potty humor

Here's one of my favorite recent stories, relayed to me by a family member.

Context; three young girls, ages 3, 6 and 8, taking a bath all together.

6 year old decides it's time to take a dump and hops out of the bathtub to do so. It turns out that her poop is quite rank and rancid, causing the 3 year old's sensitive gag reflex to kick in. As she's gagging, the sensitive in general 8 year old jumps out of the tub as quickly as possible, looking horrified, and runs upstairs to her bedroom. 6 year old finishes up her business and hops back into the tub, just as 3 year old barfs all over everything...water fouled, floor despoiled, father rolling around on floor, laughing hysterically. 6 year old says, "Why is 3 year old barfing everywhere?!" 8 year old sister yells from the bedroom, "Because your poop smells so bad!"